Oh, it's been hilarious here lately. Here are a couple comments from Belle that had me rolling.
Belle: Mom, my boo-boos (boobs) have zits on them!
Me: No, Belle, those are your nipples.
While getting her ready for her nap she was stalling and whining, so I was getting frustrated:
Me: Belle, I am going to put this diaper on you and then you are walking your tail up to bed!
Belle: (while crying and sobbing) I don't have a tail, Mom! Only doggies have tails!